When I’m at work, ya, I always rush right home for lunch
So I can check out what’s up on the Flower Bunch
And when I’m walking through the front door at night
I gotta see who’s winning on The Price is Right, oh

I never dreamed that I’d spend my days
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
I need my TV

What’s happening in this world, I don’t care at all
But it better not pre-empt Thursda Night Ice Hockey ball
I can’t even come up with my own views
I’m taught how to think from the evening news, oh

I never dreamed that I’d spend my days
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
I need my TV

Everybody Sing

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la…

Avril Talks
Pissing me off here, can you do scumbagging this shit
Let’s play ice fucking hockey!!!