I wish I had one good reason why I should stay,
How’d I get myself into this place?

I wish I had qualities like sympathy, fidelity, sobriety, sincerity, humility,
Instead I’ve got lunacy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahyeahyeah.

I wish I could fit myself in my pocket,
Tie myself to a rocket,
And send myself to outer space,
I wish I had a different face, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahyeahyeah.

I wish I had one good reason why I should stay,
How’d I get myself into this place?

I wish my life was a little less seedy,
Why am I always so greedy?
I wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy,
I know I never will, I know I never will.

I wish my life was not so boring,
Every weekend fall-to-the-flooring,
Don’t get me started on Monday morning,
It would be overkill, it would be overkill.

I wish I had one good reason why I should stay,
How’d I get myself into this place?

Wish I could apologize, be dignified, wish I could look you in the eye and tell you that I never lied,
I wish that I could stop and cry, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahyeahyeah.

Don’t wake me up today,
Under my duvet is where I wanna stay,
Don’t wanna come out to play,
Doesn’t matter what you say anyway, anyway.

I wish my life was a little less seedy,
Why am I always so greedy?
I wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy,
I know I never will, I know I never will.

I wish my life was not so boring,
Every weekend fall-to-the-flooring,
Don’t get me started on Monday morning,
It would be overkill, it would be overkill.

I wish I didn’t smoke so many cigarettes,
Another program on antiques on the TV set,
Wish I had blonde hair,
Wish I had green eyes,
So many things about myself that I despise,

I wish my life was a little less seedy,
So many things about my life that I despise,
I wish my life was a little less seedy,
So many things that I despise,
I wish my life was a little less seedy,
So many things that I despise.

I felt like I was in this long dark tunnel,
I felt like I was in this long dark tunnel,
I felt like I was in this long dark tunnel.