Hey, im walking with my woman
She got great big feet
Long, lean and angry
She aint had nothing to eat
But shes my woman
And i love her just the same
Shes a fine looking woman
And caldonia is her name

Now here we go!

Caldonia, caldonia
What makes your big head so hard
I love her
Yeah, i love her just the same

Give me that now.

Im crazy about the woman
Cause caldonia is her name

Can we do it once more?

Caldonia, caldonia
What makes your big head so hard, oh

Caldonia, caldonia, caldonia

When i saw you this morning, baby
Tell me why did you walk away
When i saw you this morning, baby
Tell me why did you walk away
Cant believe that you dont love me
Thought our love was here to stay

Now buzz me, baby
Ill be waiting for your call
Buzz me, buzz me, buzz me
Buzz me, baby
Ill be waiting for your call
If you forgot the number
Come on over
You wont have to call at all

I never lied to no one
I aint gonna lie to you
When i say im yours forever
Every word i say is true
Buzz me, baby
Ill be waiting for your call
If you forgot the number
Come on over
You wont have to call at all

Yes, buzz me, baby
Im like the ship thats lost at sea
Buzz me, buzz me, baby
You mean so much to me
If i ever get my arms around you
I aint gonna let go till 1973

You broke your promise, baby
You dont love, honor or obey
You wont do nothing i tell you
You go on mistreating me everyday
Youre hardly acting your part, baby
You wont do nothing the preacher says

You dont love me, baby
You dont even wish me well
Honors just a joke with you, baby
You dont love me, i can tell
Married life with you, baby
Id rather be living in a cell

You deceive me, baby
You use me like a child
You tricked me into loving you, baby
I was loving you all the while
You played with my heart, baby
I said i was loving you all the while

Hey, fellas, yes, you, fellas, listen to me, i got something to tell you
And i want you to listen to every word and govern yourselves accordingly

Now, you see these girls with these fine diamonds, fine furs and fine clothes
Well, theyre looking for a husband and youre listening to a man who knows
They aint foolin, and if you fool around with them
Youre gonna get yourself in a schoolin

Listen, if she saves you dough, and wont go to the show
Beware
If shes easy to kiss and wont resist
Beware

And if you go for a walk, and she listens while you talk
Shes tryin to hook you

And nobodys lookin and she asks you to taste her cookin
Dont do it, dont do it
And if you go to a show and she wants to sit in the back row
Bring her down front, bring her right down front

If you wanna go for a snack, and she wants to sit in the booth in the back
Beware

And listen, if shes used to caviar and fine silk
When you go out with her she wanna a hot dog and a malted milk
Shes trying to get you

If youre used to goin to carnegie hall, but when you take her out night clubing
All she wants is one meatball
You better take it easy

If she grabs your hand and says, darling, youre such a nice man
Beware, im telling you

(Should i tell them no more?)
(Tell them everything)

You better listen to me cause im telling you whats being put down
You better pick up on it

If her sister calls your brother, you better get further
Im telling you, you better watch it

And if shes acting kind of wild, and she says, darling, give me a trial
Dont you do it, dont be weak, dont give it to her
And if she smiles in your face and just melts into place
Let her melt, forget it, let her melt

(Should i tell them no more?)
(Tell them everything)

Now listen, if she calls you up on the phone, and says,
Darling, are you all alone?
Tell her, no, no, ive got two, three women with me

Dont pay no attention to women
Stand up for your right, be a man, be a man

(Are you listening?)
If you turn out the lights and she dont fight
Thats the end, its too late
Shes got you hooked, you might as well stick with her

(Should i tell them no more?)

If you get home about two and dont know what to do
You pull back the curtains, and the whole familys looking at you
Get your business straight
Set the date, dont be late

Brother, beware, beware, beware
Brother, you better beware