Sesame Street – Down By The Old Mill Stream

Down by the old (not the new but the old)
Mill stream (not the river but the stream),
Where I first (not the last but the first)
Met you. (Not me but you.)
With your eyes (not your ears, but your eyes)
Of blue (not green, but blue).
Dressed in ging- (not silk but ging-) -ham too. (Not one but two.)

And it was there (not here, but there),
I knew (not old, but new)
That you loved (not hate, but loved)
Me too. (Not one but two.)

You were sixteen (not seventeen, but sixteen)
My village queen! (Not the king, but the queen).
Down by the old (not the new, but the old),
Mill stream (not the river, but the stream).

Sesame Street – Down Below The Street

Hey bow-wow-hey-ba-biddy-hey
What’s down
What’s down below the street
What’s under the pavement that’s under your feet
What’s down, down, down below
Down below the street

Looking deep down, the first thing you see
Are the wires that bring electricity
The lights light up, the telephones ring
Because of the power all these wires bring

All those wires, all those pipes
Different sizes, different types
Bring you water, bring you heat
What’s down below the street

What’s deeper down, here take a good look
These pipes bring the gas that makes your oven cook
And what about the water that flows in your sink
Those other pipes bring you the water you drink

That’s what’s down below the street
Under the sidewalk that’s under your feet
What’s deeper down, deeper down, down below the street

In the winter you don’t want chilly feet
So you need these big pipes to bring you heat
And for the water that goes down the drain every day
There are great big pipes that take the water away

All those wires, all those pipes
Different sizes, different types
Bring you water, bring you heat
Let’s go down, down, down, down

If you’re in a city where the subway goes
There’s even deeper to go down and now you know
What’s down, down, down below, down below the street

What’s down below the street
What’s under the pavement that’s under your feet
That’s what’s down, down beloooooow,
Down below the street

Sesame Street – Don’t Forget To Watch The Movie

(spoken)

Announcer’s Voice: WELCOME TO SONY THEATRES!
(This line was changed to “welcome to Loews Theaters”
when Sony Theatres was changed to Loews)

(scene switch to Big Bird and the Muppets in a big, I mean, a
BIG theater! I mean, a really big and huge theater)

Big Bird: Grab a seat!

Elmo: Excuse Elmo. (he keeps saying this while he keeps
passing the moviegoers by until we hear this)

Grover: ELMO???!!! I just washed the fur!

Elmo: Sorry.

(Sung)
All: Here’s our theater
Here’s our seats
That’s the lobby

Singing Popcorn: We’re the eats!

All: [ Not sure about this word ] …the tickets!

Oinker Sisters: Wo, wo, wo!
That’s the exit where you go

All: And don’t forget to watch the movie
Don’t forget to watch the show

Baby Bear: Thank you very much for coming
(I like Baby Bear’s part because he “bears” a striking resemblance to Elmer
Fudd when he talks, so it sounds like “vewwy” instead of “very”)

All: HELLO!!
(They start greeting the guests! “Hola!” “Greetings”, etc.)
Remember–

Zoe: Don’t talk!

Bert, Ernie, and the rest: (hushed) Don’t talk
During the movie
(loudly) DURING THE MOVIE!

All: Don’t smoke!
Don’t smoke!

Benny Rabbit: Hey, it isn’t legal!

All: It isn’t legal

Telly: Don’t litter

All: Throw away your trash

Oscar: (spoken) Movies are a lot more fun than ever!

All: (sung) And also, don’t surf! Don’t surf!

Herry and ???: There is no water!

Elmo: THERE IS NO WATER??!????

All: Don’t dance with a bear
Don’t sing grand opera

Gladys The Cow: Moo-moo-moo-moo-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(On the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it comes to the fact that
Gladys’s voice echoes in reverbish style because she’s close, way too close to the camera!)

All: Don’t munch on a chair!
Don’t do this!
(RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT?)
Don’t do that!
(HOOOOOOOOOOOONK!)
Don’t do any of these!
(They start doing funny stuff e.g. replace nose, blow raspberry and this)

Mumford: (spoken) A la peanut butter sandwiches!

(Everyone onscreen disappears — well, almost everyone)

Count: And also…

All: (sung) Don’t forget to watch the movie!
Don’t forget to watch the show!

Elmo: (spoken) ENOUGH “DON’T”S!!!!

All: (sung) Don’t forget to watch the movie!
Let’s GO!

Bobo ???: (spoken) LEEEEEEEET’S GO!!!

All: (chanting) Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Movie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie…

Sesame Street – Don’t Eat The Pictures

See pretty picture with lady inside
It look delicious, me fit to be tied!
Me love to eat it with sugar and cream–
But no no no! Me know the rules!
Picture exciting, but not for biting!

Cookie is joined by a ‘back-up trio’ of female Cookie lookalikes

Don’t eat the pictures, no no no
Don’t eat the pictures, no no no
Don’t eat the pictures–NO!
When you go to museum!

See pretty mummy, oh ho ho ho
It made in Egypt long time ago
Me love to bake it, or broil it, or steam
But no no no! Me know the rules!
Mummy look yummy, but not for tummy!

Don’t eat the mummies, no no no
Don’t eat the mummies, no no no
Don’t eat the mummies–NO!
When you go to museum!

You open mouth, feed in carrots,
Cakes and cookies and pie
But pictures aren’t cookie, they’re meant for looking
So if hungry, eat with your eyes!

See pretty statue, so smooth and so white
It look like ice cream–me long for a bite!
Me love to nibble–but me wouldn’t dream!
Cause no no no, me know the rules!
Statue for viewing, it not for chewing!

Don’t eat the statue, no no no
Don’t eat the statue, no no no
Don’t eat the statue–NO!
When you go to museum!