Hey, I think you got my number
When I was out with my brother
You said “Hi” and I think I liked you
Oh, we talked about maybe getting together

A rain-check on the weather
Cloudy skies and I had to get home
Oh, those eyes
I thought you were a really nice guy
I thought you were just my type
But I forgot your name

I’m a blonde so excuse me
I’m a blonde, I get crazy
And everybody knows
We’re a little more than fun

I like to play it up like I’m dumb
D-dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb
‘Cause I’m a blonde

Hey, I’m not a college grad yet
There are some books I haven’t read yet
But I could quote
A little bit of Shakespeare in my sleep

But there have been those times
When I’ve clearly forgotten
How to spell words like R-E-E-D-I-N-G
Me, me and myself
And I try really hard to get by
With simple little things

I’m a blonde so excuse me
I’m a blonde, I get crazy
And everybody knows
We’re a little more than fun

I like to play it up like I’m dumb
D-dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb
‘Cause I’m a blonde

Oh, oh, ooh
(I-I’m a blonde)
Oh, oh, ooh
(I-I’m a blonde)
Oh, oh, ooh, ’cause I’m a blonde

Maybe if I cared enough to dye my hair
Then you’d take me serious
Maybe I could try to change up their minds
So they take me serious

Ooh, so they know
Everybody knows that I’m not dumb
D-dumb, dumb, dumb

I’m a blonde so excuse me
I’m a blonde, I get crazy
And everybody knows
We’re a little more than fun

I like to play it up like I’m dumb
D-dumb, dumb, dumb
D-dumb, dumb, dumb
D-dumb, dumb, dumb
‘Cause I’m a blonde

Oh, oh, ooh
(I-I’m a blonde)
Oh, oh, ooh
(I-I’m a blonde)
Oh, oh, ooh
(I-I’m a blonde)

[Verse 1]

Rocket #9 take off to the planet (To the planet)
Venus
Aphrodite lady seashell bikini (Garden panty)
Venus
Let`s blast off to a new dimension (In your bedroom)
Venus
Aphrodite lady seashell bikini (Get with me)
Venus

[Pre-Chorus]
I can`t help the way I`m feeling
Goddess of love please take me to your leader
I can`t help but keep on dancin`
Goddess of Love! Goddess of Love!

Take me to your planet (to the planet)
Take me to your planet (to the planet)
Take me to your leader (to the planet)
Your leader, Your leader (to the planet)
Take me to your planet (to the planet)
Take me to your planet (to the planet)
Take me to your Venus (to the planet)
Your Venus, Your Venus (to the planet)

[Chorus]
When you touch me I die
Just a little inside
I wonder if this could be love
This could be love
Cuz you`re out of this world
Galaxy, space and time
I wonder if this could be love

Venus

[Verse 2]
Have an oyster, baby
It`s Aphrod-isy
Act sleazy
Venus
Worship to the land
A girl the planet (to the planet, to the planet)

[Pre-Chorus]
I can`t help the way I`m feeling
Goddess of love please take me to your leader
I can`t help but keep on dancin`
Goddess of Love! Goddess of Love!

Take me to your planet (to the planet)
Take me to your planet (to the planet)
Take me to your leader (to the planet)
Your leader, Your leader (to the planet)
Take me to your planet (to the planet)
Take me to your planet (to the planet)
Take me to your Venus (to the planet)
Your Venus, Your Venus (to the planet)

[Chorus]
When you touch me I die
Just a little inside
I wonder if this could be love
This could be love
Cuz you`re out of this world
Galaxy, space and time
I wonder if this could be love
This could be love

I wonder if this could be love
This could be love
Goddess of Love
I wonder if this could be love
Venus

[Bridge]
Neptune
Go
Now serve Pluto
Saturn
Jupiter
Mercury, Venus – uh ha!
Uranus!
Don`t you know my ass is famous?
Mars
Now serve for the gods
Earth, serve for the stars!

When you touch me I die
Just a little inside
I wonder if this could be love
This could be love
Cuz you`re out of this world
Galaxy space and time
I wonder if this could be love
This could be love
I wonder if this could be love
This could be love
Goddess of Love
I wonder if this could be love

Venus

I get it crackin’ like a bag bag?
Bitch talkin she the queen, when she looking like a lab rat
I’m Angelina, you Jennifer
C’mon bitch, you see where Brad at
Ice my wrist’s and I piss on bitches
You can suck my diz-nik, if you take this jizz-ez
You don’t like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business
Cause I pull up and I’m stuntin’ but I aint a stuntman
Yes I’m rockin’ Jordan but I aint a jumpman
Bitches play the back cause they know I’m the front man
Put me on the dollar cause Im who they trusting
Ayo SB, whats the f-cks good?
We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood
Them nappy headed hoes but my kitchen good
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
a bitch woooooooooooooooooould
[Hook]
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (x3)
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
(stupid, stupid)
Look bubbles go back to your habitat
MJ gone and I aint having that
How you gon’ be the stunt double to the nigga monkey
Top of that I’m in the Phantom looking hella chonky
Ice my wrist’s and I piss on bitches
You can suck my diz-nik, if you take this jizz-ez
You don’t like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business
Cause I pull up in that Porsche but I aint a Rossi
Pretty bitches can only get in my posse
My name is Roman, last name is Zolanski
But no relation to Roman Polanski
Hey yo, baby bop, f-ck you and your EP
Who’s gassin’ this hoe? BP?
Hmm thinks, 1,2,3, do the Nicki Minaj blink
Cause these hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty, these bitches is my sons
And I don’t want custody
hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty, these bitches is my sons
And I don’t want custody
[Hook]
If you cute than your crew can roll
If you sexy eat my Koo-Koo-Roo
Put ya cape on, you a super hoe
2012, Im at the superbowl
Stupid hoes is my enemy
stupid hoes is so wack
Stupid hoe shoulda befriended me
Then she coulda prolly came back!
Stupid hoes is my enemy
stupid hoes is so wack
Stupid hoe shoulda befriended me
Then she coulda prolly came back!
You’re a stupid hoe
You’re a stupid hoe
F-ck you stupid hoe
I said f-ck a stupid hoe,
F-ck a stupid hoe
I said f-ck a stupid hoe,
F-ck a stupid hoe
I am the female Weezy!

When the rain is blowing in your face
And the whole world is on your case
I could offer you a warm embrace
To make you feel my love
When the evening shadows and the stars appear
And there is no one there to dry your tears
I could hold you for a million years
To make you feel my love
I know you haven’t made your mind up yet
But I would never do you wrong
I’ve known it from the moment that we met
No doubt in my mind where you belong
I’d go hungry, I’d go black and blue
I’d go crawling down the avenue
No, there’s nothing that I wouldn’t do
To make you feel my love
The storms are raging on the rolling sea
And on the highway of regret
Though winds of change are blowing wild and free
You ain’t seen nothing like me yet
I could make you happy, make your dreams come true
Nothing that I wouldn’t do
Go to the ends of the earth for you
To make you feel my love
To make you feel my love